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 作者: MINAMIKE (南家! GO~!) 看板: joke

標題: [轉錄]Re: [問卦] 誇張的消防隊‧把生命當作垃圾

時間: Sun Jul  3 10:38:49 2011

※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1E3zB7jX ]

作者: TC13 (T.C.) 看板: Gossiping

標題: Re: [問卦] 誇張的消防隊‧把生命當作垃圾

時間: Sun Jul  3 10:24:00 2011

在台灣，

消防和警察常被人濫用，

因為他們是公家機關中唯一24小全年無休，

布點超多超均勻，

比-4還-4的單位，

所以在為民服務的前提下，

就什麼都要處理......

消防誇張的報案小弟不大知道，

警察的神奇報案倒是可以列舉一點，

1.警察先生，我洗澡洗到一半沒瓦斯了

2.被透明人強暴的

3.家裡筷子不見了報案要三聯單

4.種在田裡的蔥被偷，帶警察去菜市場指著某一攤說"我認得我種的蔥"

5.某人被外星人植入晶片，請警察幫他拿出來

6.某女打電話報案說她家隔壁住了個中共間諜

7.某神經異常男打電話請警察幫他跟他爸爸要錢

8.某毒品前科怪怪男問警察有沒有查扣到毒品借他試一下

9.某民的愛犬失蹤，到派出所報協尋人口，並向對警察說：「牠在我心中已不是動物」

10.里長發傳單，某女要告里長妨礙隱私

11.甲乙之門前放了甲之物品，乙檢舉請警方將該物移走否則告警瀆職
/甲大罵警方不可亂動其東西否則告警瀆職

12.路邊野貓叫春妨礙安寧，請警察快點前去逮捕他

13.某酒空請警方給杯水喝，喝完大罵「你們拿酒要害我」

14.某女認為附近鄰居要對其不利，請警察在她家門拉封鎖線

15.半夜兩點接過民眾打來，說大溪分局某某所在他報案後5分鐘才到達現場，他覺得效率太糟糕 要申訴

16.寫信到縣長信箱 署長信箱 部長信箱檢舉隔壁有人賭博請他作舉證筆錄時，
他堅持他沒有檢舉 然後回去又檢舉寫匿名信附一大堆手機號碼 說這些人，都販毒 
實際上是他欠人家錢還不出來......

17.賣毒給朋友結果人家賴帳不給錢，他跑來說他遭到強盜

18.兩個藥頭（國中生）爭地盤，互相檢舉對方販毒

19.養的小白臉受不了她需索無度

20.有民眾報案 "我家有鬼"

21.某男請警察把他捉去關，自稱武功太高強怕傷到人。

22.無線電聽過有民眾半夜報案麥當勞外有可疑人士坐在椅子上不離去，
到場的同事發現坐在椅子上不離去是麥當勞叔叔

23.家中有蟑螂不敢打，喊救命叫警察去打......

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◆ From: 114.44.109.119

※ 編輯: TC13            來自: 114.44.109.119       (07/03 10:25)

→ mezz:7是比爾？                                                  07/03 10:25

推 Raist:2 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  剛看完透明人吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/03 10:25

→ m6990400:有病的人太多了                                         07/03 10:25

推 adware:第5個是說XX坪嗎??                                        07/03 10:25

推 XYZdragon:台灣有病的人真多                                      07/03 10:25

→ roalan:原po是鴿子囉                                             07/03 10:25

推 heavensun:22好好笑                                              07/03 10:26

→ BackToYou:透明人間?                                             07/03 10:26

→ ljsnonocat2:我認得我種的蔥XDDD                                  07/03 10:27

推 wotupset:原PO知道真多 XD                                        07/03 10:27

推 maorimiao:22很好笑!                                             07/03 10:27

推 dadaHOPE:22 XDDDDDDDDDD                                         07/03 10:27

推 jdemha:我曾經因為做暑假作業去某糖廠拍照結果被附近居民當成匪牒   07/03 10:29

推 williamH:6那位是住在總統府隔壁？                                07/03 10:29

→ jdemha:後來還被通知去派出所說明 =.=                             07/03 10:29

推 sky5ll:......                                                   07/03 10:30

推 headnobig:22笑了                                                07/03 10:31

推 weqeqeqwe:22XDDDDD                                              07/03 10:32

推 yechau:笑點好多 XDDDD                                           07/03 10:32

笑點很多，

前提是，

你不用處理這些事......

如果是你要去處理，

你只會覺得[更點]很多......

推 BlackCoal:roalan:原po是鴿子囉                                   07/03 10:33

※ 編輯: TC13            來自: 114.44.109.119       (07/03 10:35)

推 laal:19、21、22是沙小XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS  我要是警察我會瘋掉   07/03 10:36

推 momocaca:辛苦啦~                                                07/03 10:37

→ dlevel:19小白臉倒了後，可以幫忙應付嗎？                         07/03 10:37

推 Seki:22 po在網路上是很好笑，不過現場去的應該會覺得很積掰        07/03 10:38

推 weqeqeqwe:19那個...不就給生命徵象監測..心理支持!?               07/03 10:38

推 flowerfarmer:...無奈笑XD                                        07/03 10:38

推 MINAMIKE:借轉JOKE                                               07/03 10:38

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推 jeoca:22是肯德基打的電話                                        07/03 14:54

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推 a101111626:簽名檔                                               07/04 09:54

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推 pi314:22 XDDDDDD                                                07/04 11:16

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推 aphrodite98:哀...辛苦了........                                 07/04 23:29

→ aphrodite98:11那一個很麻煩處理 我遇過類似的                     07/04 23:29

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